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Jim Gaffigan: A Pale Force

Jim Gaffigan is an Indiana-based comedian, who is known for his love of bacon and Hot Pockets. His latest release is "Beyond the Pale," out now on Comedy Central Records. He wrote in to discuss Lindsay Lohan, being lazy and kick the can.

What were you like in high school?
I went to a small high school 100 students in whole high school

What did you like best about growing up in the Midwest?
Probably how easy it was to leave it behind. I did love kick the can, but I guess that is everywhere

If there were a movie based on your life, whom would you cast to play yourself?
That guy from Napoleon Dynamite or Lindsay Lohan

What’s been your most embarrassing moment?
Sending an email to limit the # of questions.

Do you have a motto or quote that you live by?
No sense in being mediocre or you go gurl.

Describe yourself in three words.
White, lazy, tired.

For more info on Jim Gaffigan, check out his website: www.jimgaffigan.com